Happy Birthday Quotes

Saying happy birthday alone is to common these days, So here i am presenting you collection of  Happy Birthday Quotes. All these Happy Birthday Quotes , belong to the famous personalities like writers, filmmakers, sportsman , and people from all the fields.

God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.
~ Voltaire

Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
~ Unknown

Birthdays should be remember, it is a special occasion that you must celebrate. Make it happy,you have nothing to worry about age but instead you or we should thanks the lord for all the good memories that we already experienced
~ unknown

I binge when I’m happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I’m at a birthday party.”
~ Kirstie Alley

“By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.”
~ Charles Wadsworth

“When I have a birthday, I take a day-off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.”
~ Anonymous

“I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything till noon. That’s when it’s time for my nap.”
~ Bob Hope

“It’s odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. You’ll have a nice time, then two years later you’ll be like: There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg?”
~ David Sedaris

Youth is happy because it has the ability to see beauty. Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old.
~ Franz Kafka

The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything.
~ Oscar Wilde

To my surprise, my 70s are nicer than my 60s and my 60s than my 50s, and I wouldn’t wish my teens and 20s on my enemies.”
~ Lionel Blue

“Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody’s drunk in the kitchen.”
~ Jim Gaffigan

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.
~ Sammy Hagar

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
~ Edward Morykwas

“Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic reasons.”
– Eli Cass

The best years of a woman’s life — the 10 years between 39 and 40.”
-Anonymous

“Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.”
~ Anthony Powell

“For my birthday I got a humidifier and a dehumidifier…I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.”
~ Steven Wright

“The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.”
~ E. Joseph Cossman

“Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.”
~ Bob Hope

“You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”
~ Bob Hope

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
~ Lucille Ball

“Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of 30.”
~ Robert Frost

“There is still no cure for common birthday”
~ John Glenn

“I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday.”
~ Steven Wright

“Inside every older person is a younger person — wondering what the hell happened.”
~ Cora Harvey Armstrong

“A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.”
~ Erma Bombeck

“Interventions are really emotionally exhausting and I would never ever want to have one. In the same way, I would never want to have a surprise birthday party. That would be horrible.”
~ Margaret Cho

From birth to age eighteen, a girl needs good parents. From eighteen to thirty-five, she needs good looks. From thirty-five to fifty-five, she needs a good personality. From fifty-five on, she needs good cash.”
~ Sophie Tucker

“By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.”

~ Charles Wadsworth

“To me — old age is always ten years older than I am.”
~ John Burrough

“I was brought up to respect my elders, so now I don’t have to respect anybody.”
~ George Burns

“I hate birthdays.”
~ Zane Grey

“I intend to live forever. So far, so good.”
~ Steven Wright

“The main prank that we play with props is for people’s birthdays. The special effects people will put a little explosive in the cake, so it blows up in their face — that’s always fun to play on a guest star, or one of the trainees or someone who’s new.”
~ Catherine Bell

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.”
~ Larry Lorenzoni

“The main prank that we play with props is for people’s birthdays. The special effects people will put a little explosive in the cake, so it blows up in their face — that’s always fun to play on a guest star, or one of the trainees or someone who’s new.”
~ Catherine Bell

“Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?”
~ Bobby Kelton

“My girlfriend bought me a collared shirt for my birthday, mainly so I don’t get too far ahead of her when she takes me for a walk.”
~ Jarod Kintz

The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five-year-old men.”
~ Colleen McCullough

“No wonder I’m unhappy… My twin forgot my birthday.”
~ Jerry Dennis

“To my surprise, my 70s are nicer than my 60s and my 60s than my 50s, and I wouldn’t wish my teens and 20s on my enemies.”
~ Lionel Blue

“As you get older, three things happen: The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.”
~ Norman Wisdom

I think this is what Norman Wisdom means by “senior moments.”
“As you get older, three things happen: The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.”
~ Norman Wisdom

“Age is a number and mine is unlisted.”
~ Anonymous

“A birthday is just another day where you go to work and people give you love. Age is just a state of mind, and you are as old as you think you are. You have to count your blessings and be happy.”
~ Abhishek Bachchan

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